My Crack Box: Archive

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Sorry about the non-activity of this blog. I’ll get back to it one day. For now it’ll just sit pretty. :D

Jan 24th

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I saw Snow White and the Huntsman

Just for Chris Hemsworth. … … … … … … … WORTH IT.

Jun 26th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Can We just imagine JARVIS Meeting Captain America...

Tony: So anyway I was thinking, Jesus where did I put that scotch?
Jarvis: The Drink you desire, sir, is two feet to your left beneath the paper.
Steve: OHCHRIST! Is that god?
Thor: AllFather? Is that you?
Tony: Guys-
Steve: IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
Thor: What is this sorcery?! LOKI!
Steve: WHY IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?

Jun 13th

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Jun 7th

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Jun 7th

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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately

Jun 7th

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My friends are lame

They think grammar is stupid.

Jun 7th

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Jun 3rd

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acutelesbian: You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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saccharinescorpion: grapeyguts: yknow what pertaining to that why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time we know nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down true, but in certain situations i think it can be said that there is a line ...

Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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Jun 3rd

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Jun 2nd

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Watch

aphsexual: lokiscreed: What the actual fuck literally screaming thats what happens when you watch the hulk movies

Jun 2nd

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my-wifi-is-organic: motherhonker: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE Sometimes I realize it while standing.

Jun 2nd

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Jun 2nd

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tittytomatoes: omeglemyitaly: tittytomatoes: shooptastic: tittytomatoes: I don’t know if i want skinny crunchy cheetos or fat cheetos i thought that said ‘cheerios’ and i was going to judge you because there’s only one type of cheerio size you would think you americans would’ve upped the size by now Nah, they just come in no sugar and extra sugar, to which we top it off with more...

Jun 2nd

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tittytomatoes: shooptastic: tittytomatoes: I don’t know if i want skinny crunchy cheetos or fat cheetos i thought that said ‘cheerios’ and i was going to judge you because there’s only one type of cheerio size you would think you americans would’ve upped the size by now Nah, they just come in no sugar and extra sugar, to which we top it off with more mutha fuckin sugar then feed it...

Jun 2nd

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